
I am instinctively a rule follower. Call me uptight, a goody-goody, boring...call it whatever you think it is. I don't know, but I have a real problem breaking rules. Usually, it's like really lame ones that I am unwilling to break. Like stay off the grass...or no trespassing on someones driveway. Or this one...Taco Bell-like establishment. No one is there but me. There are two options. I can go straight to the counter or I can wind thru the maze going back and forth until I reach the counter. 9 times out of 10 I'll go mazing.
Is it a fear of getting in trouble? Getting yelled at? Maybe just being pointed out. No matter what it is, I would rather go the extra and make sure I am following the rules. Why am I talking about this?
I looked up on my bulletin board and saw this empty blue packet of what is said to be Gourmet Pretzels. As a matter of fact, I have two of these packages on my bulletin board. Why? I unpinned one of the packages to see what it was. In smaller lettering it says...How to eat...GOURMET PRETZELS...on a low-fare airline. It then says (see back for details).
So, like a good little rule follower I turn the packet over. There on the back are 3 things. The nutritional info... The AirTran logo... and Eating Instructions. Yes, that's right, I said eating instructions. I was sort of caught off guard with that one. I have been doing this eating thing for years and feel like quite the expert. I am suffering very little hunger because of a lack of skill in this area.
I still read the directions. Why? Because I am a rule follower. Here they are for those of you who might struggle with eating yourself some pretzels.
1. Think about our wonderful low fares at airtran.com as you open your packet.
2. Place a pretzel in mouth. With each crunch, be reminded of our low fares.
3. As you swallow, remember again just how low the fares are.
4. Repeat until pretzel packet is empty.
5. Keep empty packet to remind yourself to book at airtran.com for our lowest fares and no booking fees.
I can't possibly go back in time and tell you that when I was on airtran (being scared to death that we were all going to crash, burn, and die, not necessarily in that order)that i was thinking about there low fares. I was honestly probably thinking about the smudge marks on the wings, the stability of the engines, the expertise of the pilot...gravity. But what did I do?
I followed the instructions:) Made it from the airport, back to LP, Home, work on Monday, to the bulletin board with stickpins and to be displayed for all the world to see. Or at least those few who actually see my office.
So, what is there to learn? Maybe we should try so diligently to follow God's word that we start to do it without realizing it. So that it actually becomes instinct. Like #1. As your day begins, remember that God counts your sins against you no longer. #2. When the car won't start and your late for school, remember again that your slate has been wiped clean. #3. When you go to bed at night and there is still homework to do, a test to study for, your night to do dishes...remember then that He would die for you all over again.
I guess I also learned that there is a certain way to eat Gourmet Pretzels and, if your crazy enough to fly, you might save at airtran.com.
Have a great weekend,
keith